Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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