What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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