if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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