he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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