I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
