But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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