Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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