There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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