i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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