He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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