Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
