hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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