If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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