he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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