and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
not ubering you a puppy
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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