she kept yelling 'call me bella'
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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