He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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