The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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