Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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