she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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