I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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