I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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