she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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