you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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