I hate your face
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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