How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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