Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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