i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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