It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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