I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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