I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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