i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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