i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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