butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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