Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So many bounce houses so little time
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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