i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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