Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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