Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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