my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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