Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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