id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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