I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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