Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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