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I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk

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I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite

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(586): I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk (586): I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite http://tfl.nu/tt9d

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dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool

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(253): dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool http://tfl.nu/jdq1

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it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower

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(513): it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower http://tfl.nu/mfse

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I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.

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(617): I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront. http://tfl.nu/9odf

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.

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(860): So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this. http://tfl.nu/j4ab

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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once

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(850): i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once http://tfl.nu/6uuj

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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.

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(574): Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends. http://tfl.nu/hd8a

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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore

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(208): Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore http://tfl.nu/7jsm

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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.

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(330): we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it. http://tfl.nu/vxbj

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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.

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Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you

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(978): He's almost as awesome as vicodin. (513): Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you http://tfl.nu/u3r1

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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...

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(267): Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket... http://tfl.nu/72dv

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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom

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your the Dr. Phil in my life

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Today is an unchanging day

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(+01): I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom (1+01): your the Dr. Phil in my life (+01): Today is an unchanging day http://tfl.nu/6nwn

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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?

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(870): She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her? http://tfl.nu/qt09

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(770): View more from Georgia

Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?

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(770): Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right? http://tfl.nu/rafd

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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.

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(201): Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus. http://tfl.nu/06dr

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