Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"