i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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