I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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