Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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