dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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