Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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