i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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