"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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