Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Fuck appropriateness.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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